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Advertise on Alan & Kathy's Web site!
Yes you can get in on the exciting fast-paced world of
internet advertising. Don't miss out on this opportunity of a lifetime! Rates start
as low as 1 penny per day for a great space.
Content and the size of the ad space is
totally up to Alan's discretion. The 1 penny per day rate is for a 1 pixel by
1 pixel ad space. Alan is not responsible for actually helping you sell
anything. You are just subsidizing his website for his gain and your
loss. If you are dumb enough to fall for this, then you might be charged
an extra $1,000 just to teach you a lesson. All rights (of Alan) are
reserved. You have no rights other than turning over your hard earned
cash to Alan. Alan reserves to right to refuse any advertising not
consistent with the theme and feel of this website or for any other
reason at all. Alan won't endorse any products or services advertised
here, unless you are willing to make substantial additional funds (read -
dollars) available for his use on vacations or additions to the
Henderson's home (especially for a new pool). Alan does not guarantee
the number of viewers per day. Alan does guarantee that he will
occasionally look at and update this website. So act now, space is
limited. Advertise here. Do it Now. Don't wait. You'll make Alan and
Kathy happy! |
